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Dying Demotivational Poster


I'M TIRED OF TRYING - Sick Of Crying. I Know I've Been Smiling, But Inside I'm Dying ...


TAGS: trying crying sick suicide dying
Rating: 3.54/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:29 am
and if you do use electric cables, you can't miss. just kidding.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 11:48 am
Thank you.. But I seriously hope you don't even think about trying this !
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:04 am
If I Tried That The Rope Would Break. Very Good 5L Again.


STUPID VELOCIRAPTORS - STOP THROWING BANANAS AT ME! I NEED TO STUDY!!!


TAGS: velociraptors wtf bananas studying
Rating: 3.96/5

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mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:52 pm
LOL... I have one with an velociraptor, but I didn't posted yet... I'll give a try anyway


CHANCE -


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true


FURRIES - If you study hard, you can yiff later.




DIE - Prepare to do it


TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


STUDYING - A guided path through the depths of human knowledge From which you can only emerge stupider


TAGS: demotivation studying
Rating: 4.57/5

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MercAlert - April 7, 2012, 1:52 am
Poker Face's brother?
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 10:10 pm
Just something short for fivebutjam, or a really cool freestyle mantra….no derogatory slant intended. Guess I should google my homemade nics first
Hawamleh - April 6, 2012, 10:01 pm
Isn't beej a pornsite.. or is that beeg...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
Nice one beej. Quite fitting for a brainiac. 5 bootys jammin’


CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




OUTCAST -




ILLUSIONIST -


TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.


DYING - More proof that conservatives are unintelligent.


TAGS: funny conservative liberal democrat republican politics die dying
Rating: 1.58/5

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barockeva - January 7, 2009, 3:37 am
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
AS - July 25, 2008, 7:24 am
why not kill entire humanity


SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right




100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?


TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of [email protected]
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


CHOOSE -


TAGS: busy living dying forever tracks
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like grape (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm

ehem....very very nicely done.


ESTUDIOS - No, no se vive tan bien como decis ... PD: HIJOSDEPUTA


TAGS: studying it isn t as funny as you think motherfucker
Rating: 2.36/5

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Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:52 pm
ooops! I mean Espanol = uno.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:51 pm
El Tunnelo = uno
know_it_all - May 18, 2009, 3:42 pm
i agree with nasty n8, studying isn't fun, but it can be funny. especially if you're hispanic, as you've most eloquently demonstrated.
fuckoff - May 3, 2009, 1:24 pm
GOD DAMN SPICS!!!!!!!!
Nasty N8 - January 4, 2009, 7:43 am
English!! Learn it before you gripe at someone about not knowing your crappy language. If your country is so great stay there and let us Americans wallow in our own greed and excess.
Someone - June 6, 2008, 6:39 am
It's says, studying: it isn't as funny as people says It's called spanish and is speak about 400 million people (UNESCO dixit) It has but languages that yours, so don't have that huge delirium of greatness, shitty, and it has but people of other co
BurnIt - June 5, 2008, 12:29 pm
TRANSLATION: Just look at all that shit. No one cares what language it's in or what it says.


THINK SAFETY -


TAGS: bomb dying helmet japan cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 11:48 pm
Furthermore, if you think a willingness to die for your country is "Acting stupid"... there's more than a few vets and active servicemen around here who'd like a word with you around back of the building in the dark.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 11:45 pm
Same reason any other type of pilot wears one. it's not a crash helmet. It's noise insulation, radio headset, and in some jets, your oxygen masks. Near the end of the war they stripped everything out of those planes but the bomb, seat, and stick. LOUD.
MPsniper - January 13, 2011, 6:10 pm
i know...i know...pick me.... its because the radio earphones were in it.
AdmiralAckbar - January 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
Just in case they crashed
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2011, 10:05 am
Amsome cubby. Fav'd, printed and e mailing this one out.
Cubbybear - January 13, 2011, 9:10 am
Aggy never left...oy Vey
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 2:58 am
OMFG! aggy is back?
agdaniele - January 12, 2011, 11:35 pm
LOVE IT!


BILLY DON'T BE A HERO -




THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY -




MEMORIAL DAY -




I HAVE NO FEAR OF DEATH -




SUICIDE -




DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.


TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved


STAND TALL - Homo-Erectus was never fully erect. Maybe he was nervous.


TAGS: studying questions
Rating: 4.53/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:14 am
What a limp joke! :P I like it!!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:07 pm
or the w5ter was cold :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:16 pm
hahaha...or maybe he had no proper stimulation.


HUMANITY - Greed makes us want Self-preservation makes us use others to get what we want Wealth makes us ignore what we have


TAGS: iraq children dying over oil
Rating: 4.09/5

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mariand - May 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
very nice...
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 6:15 pm
thanks
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:11 pm
5L btw
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:10 pm
try this link if you want to make a poster with more than 3 lines http://wigflip.com/automotivator/?src=editor
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
'and conscience give excuses for greed'
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 5:58 pm
and it cut off the rest...


Up In The Air -


TAGS: life death living dying fright
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 25, 2013, 10:12 pm
Thank you for the great score MissPriss :)
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:03 pm
5L nice grey! Some days I think life is Hell and Heaven is just something made up so that we can endure!


My friend -


TAGS: dog friend man dying
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm
Thanks for the comment Bobb. This was a tribute to my 13 yr old lab/greyhound-ish mix dog Puppy who we had to have put to sleep last year when she got cancer and couldn't walk anymore. All you dog people out there will understand how crushing that was.
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:49 am
Very moving
ughomer - August 16, 2013, 6:07 am
Superb!


THE WORST PLACE - To get Thanatophobia is on your death bed.


TAGS: fear of dying
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 12, 2010, 8:55 pm
Meh... Sorry it was a monday when I created that. Anyone got a smart stick they can slap me with?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:48 am
I think you missed Tree's not-so-subtle point.
Bob D. Sailor - January 12, 2010, 1:43 am
DING DING DING!!! Treehodger got it right. And from my rating no one likes it...
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
HERE COMES CAPTAIN ... Not-so-obvious. Apparently "Thanatophobia" is the "Fear of Death"... -.-
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:26 pm
....and the only prescription... is more 1L!


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There were things you wanted to tell me -


TAGS: things tell dying say scared voice faltered sewed lips buried
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2016, 6:16 am

wowzers
mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 11:35 pm
Excellent, 69! Glad you're making posters again and showing us how it's done. ^!


Into the river with you -




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